I haven’t answered any reader questions in a while. Sorry. Here’s one —
QUESTION ABOUT YOUR FIRST TIME ON SET AS A PRODUCTION ASSISTANT
I just got my first pa job on a tv show and it’s coming up this weekend. It’ll be my first time on set and though i’m excited, I really nervous as well! I’ve been reading through your posts and they’re super helpful, but is there anything I should know going into this for the first time? I’ve only ever been on set in film school, unfortunately, and I really scared I’m going to look like and idiot! – Jessica
FIRST TIME ON SET
Well, Jessica, here’s the thing. If this is your first time on set, you are going to look like an idiot. BUT THAT IS OKAY! Because you’re new. Unless you lied to the person who hired you, they know you’re a new production assistant as well. So, relax, it will be fine. Just keep your ears open, always pay attention, and be willing to learn and do anything.
Since this is your first time on set, you WILL be put into positions where you have no idea how to proceed. The best advice I can give you is:
DON’T BE AFRAID TO ASK QUESTIONS!
Find another production assistant who looks like he/she knows what they’re doing. Introduce yourself. Ask questions and take their lead. You’ll pick it up fast. If you screw up, and the AD yells at you over the walkie — you’re not alone. It happens to everyone at least once. By the end of a day or two, you’ll have your sea-legs. Don’t fret. Everyone has been there. Everyone working in the film/tv industry has had their first day on set.
SOME TIPS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME ON SET AS A PRODUCTION ASSISTANT
Don’t ask questions over the walkie. If someone tells you to do something and you have no idea what they’re talking about, say “copy that!” (as if you know what you’re doing) and then run to your closest PA buddy and ask them what the hell the AD was talking about.
A couple of things to watch out for. There is no such thing as Kino Fluid. If the AD or anyone asks you for Kino Fluid, they are hazing you. There are a few other common hazing tricks people pull on new production assistants, but I can’t remember them right now. It’s just part of becoming a production assistant.
ALWAYS know where the actors in the scene are. They tend to wander off set. If the A.D. asks something along the lines of “Anyone have eyes on ACTOR X?” — a quick response from you could mean brownie points. (I had an A.D. who would randomly ask me where a certain actor was even if she knew where he was, just to make sure I knew where he was…. )
Hopefully, you aren’t put in charge of locking up the area where the grips hang out. Grips don’t listen when production assistants tell them to be quiet. Then you just have to stand there like an asshole while the AD asks why the grips aren’t “locked up” during filming.
If the A.D. yells cut — YOU YELL CUT. If the A.D. yells rolling — YOU YELL ROLLING. That’s one of a production assistant’s primary jobs. It’s called “echoing” and you do it during “lock-up.” This is, so EVERYONE on set knows to shut the fuck up. If you don’t do this, any respectable AD will yell at you. And the grip who just walked into the shot will yell at you because the A.D. just yelled at him for walking in the shot while YOU should have been “locking” up the set.
Also, ALWAYS reply when the AD asks a question over the walkie. One of the ADs I used to work for would get IRATE if she asked a question over the walkie and no one responded. She called it “crickets” and it was the bane of her existence. Always respond, “Copy” and then repeat the order given to you. Even if you’re doing what the AD told you over the walkie, they don’t know that you heard them unless you reply.
ALSO, CHECK OUT THESE HELPFUL ARTICLES:
I’m sure there are a million other things I could tell you, but they’re not coming to me.
Anyway — I hope you enjoyed your first day on set. If you read this, leave a comment on how it went! And share your tips!