Sometimes I write just to rant. So here I go.
If you’ve been living your whole god damn life shoving your mouth with McDonald’s burgers, you might be surprised to learn that if you don’t goddamn specify how you want your burger done, a restaurant with any sliver of worth with probably prepare it medium rare. I mean, for christ’s sake, I realize this might be the first time you’ve eaten a $12 burger in your entire life, but if I have to hear you complain about your burger being RAW one more time I’m going to fucking choke you to death. Eat your god damn truffle fries and shut the fuck up.